A is for Eve

A is for eve
the apple thief
what was she
dreaming about?

'I had a dream
about a man
beginning with
A.

'I wanted to give
him something
as a present
and I thought an
apple might fit
the bill.

'But apparently
you can't do that
in paradise.
Apparently it's
shoplifting and
punishable by
explusion to
pain and
suffering.

'I thought it
would be NICE.
If I'd known
the TROUBLE
it would cause
I wouldn't
have done it,
really. It was only
an apple, for
heaven's sake,
for YOU KNOW
WHO's sake.

Please
FORGIVE
ME'.