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The brazier glows
Illumes its burnished bronze rim
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Ferris
The fowl
Its neck wrung
Weeps crimson droplets into the hungry flames
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Ferris
Stewart Ferris
The invocation grows louder
Echoes off the lichen-kissed walls
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Ferris
Stewart Ferris
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Eros Master
Mighty Phallus
Infuse my rod with power and malice
Caress its girth
Its crown inunction
Divest my soul
Of frail compunction
That I might with one steely glance
A na?ve maiden thus entrance
And having locked her in my grip
Tender virtue from her rip
Ferris
Ferris
Stewart Ferris
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The wheels of your machinations
Grind deep within my loins
O Lord
O Dark Carnality
Grant me this boon
That I might spread
My seed
Across a crapulent virago's
Hubris-smeared countenance
In Your name
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Ferris
Stewart Ferris
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Stewart Ferris
The chamber cools
The fire flickers
And dies
The druid shivers
And pulls up his trousers.