Luv U Hunny

Stu turns up drunk,
spurns sub-Duck Hunt guns '
full bullpup plus sturdy pump.
Such smug cunts.
Such ugly mugs.

Fuck us, Suzy,
Stu gurns.
Hurry, Dumpy-Bum!
Jump up, my furry lust-cub!
Run, dumb mutt!
Buck up, Stu,
Suzy gulps,
numb but gutsy.
Stu thumps stuck gun plug,
tugs stubby brunt.
My fun supply,
murmurs Stu.
Suzy chucks up,
tummy gurgly,
busts plump.
Rum luck, Scummy Suzy!
Stu hums.
Funny stuff, yup?

Stu pumps bullpup.
Run, fuck-nuts!
Run, clumsy spunk-full mummy!
Run, unlucky muff-crumb!
Fuck us, Suzy,
plus usury!
Fuck sunny rumpy-pumpy!
Fuck yummy rug-burn!
Fuck 'just chums'!
Munch cud, punk!
Suzy turns, runs.
Stu hunts.
Stu's gun huffs, puffs,
chucks hungry slugs.
Suzy grunts '
Suzy's tummy untucks,
spurts burnt, murky gut-chunks.
Suzy's skull dumps crud.
Stu sums up:
Dumb hussy.
Pussy sucks.