Don't question my panda

(A/N: Thank you, Chuck the poet. Thank you.)

Don't qustion my panda

Child, is the Good Lord going to saaave your soooul?
No. Good day.
No? NO?
Yes, I am not going to be 'saved'. Good day.
Why child? Why is your soooul not going to be saaaved?
I do not believe in you Good Lord. Good day.
Oh Looord, force the devil out of this child!
Please take your hand off my forehead. Now, good day sir.
Child, I am trying to saaave you!
I have a god, and I do not need to be saved by your god. Good day
sir.
But, child, you are worshipping the wrong Looord!
I find my panda god quite lovely. Good day.
A...a PANDA? Child, you worship a panda?
Yes, a black and white panda god. Good day sir.
Child you are going to Hell! Be saaaved!
There is no panda Hell. Good day.
Child, I doubt this Panda god.
Oh? And why do you not doubt your Good Lord?
Child?
Please do not question my panda before you question your god. Good day
sir.