How or why I moved in with Roy Keane

"you don't love me", she said
"football is your life
it doesn't seem to matter
that I'm supposed to be
your wife

"does Henry cook your meals
does Cole make sure you're fed
does Ljungberg do the dishes
does Bergkamp make the bed

"does Vieira wash your clothes
does Pires iron them - that'd be rare
if you dropped dead tomorrow
would Wenger really care"

"Now listen", I said
"hold it right there
don't you dare say
Arsene doesn't care

"He sits there day and night
thinking about every game
making sure they play right
it's only fair I do the same
if you understood anything at all
you'd understand the importance of football", I said

so she said "it's them or me, let's make that clear
"I'm the one who's always here
tell me straight if I'm in the way
then I'll go and make no scene"
then I said "I can't take this every day
I'd rather live with Roy Keane"