We love women drivers

"Darling, I've had an accident
But I'm not hurt, it's OK,"
"stupid women drivers"
under your breath I
heard you say.

"But it was his error, his car hit mine
I wasn't moving at all"
It's never the man's fault
don't you know anything?"
I heard you call

"stick to the bus or train"
women shouldn't be on the road

"oh crawl back under your rock
you stupid little toad"

I'll keep my words to myself
but I'm going to make you pay
for your misogynistic ignorance
and the stupid things you say

when there's no food in the house
and you look at me in dismay
I'll turn and say quite sweetly
"the buses are on strike today"