A Limerick to Dick

There once was a young man called Dick
Whose reflexes were incredibly quick
One day he arose
So fast that his nose
Immediately began to swell

In surprise and glee he did shout
Just look at the size of my snout
It's now clear to me and I'm not being funny
My nose could fetch me
Piles of money
An olfactory business
Shall be my genesis
That's how I shall muster my clout
Said that cunning young Dick with his snout