Health Warning

*WARNING*

Highly addictive

Side effects include hot flushes, tachycardia, insomnia and a loss of
appetite

Can cause dangerous levels of adrenalin to build up, irrational
behaviour and an inability to concentrate.

Excessive exposure may harm those around you.

Particularly harmful to the cardiovascular system.

But I did not sign on the dotted line
Unconsenting, uninformed.
Nobody told me he came with a government health warning.