Tick the box
'...only a few more boxes to tick then we can get started, OK..?
'...right, I just need confirm your age again please?'
'...well, I'm twenty-one '
'Thank you, the reason I ask again is that we needed to raise the age above eighteen,avoid problems with someone like, you know, underage coming in here and saying, hey, guess what... I just turned eighteen yesterday, when in fact they're only fourteen or something like that, you know, all those different adult movie categories you find elsewhere could cause us a lot of trouble in our line of business, know what I mean?
' That's ok, you have my driver licence, birth certificate and my medical record'
'Ah, your medical record, a positive tick in the box for that one, no nasty surprises likely to pop up, all clean inside and out, just what we need.
'Tick tick, tick, another three more boxes done in no time at all but, I need to ask you some more questions, a few more ticks that's all is that alright?'
' Yep, I'm happy with that, ask all you want'
' Do you know why you are here?'
'No person or persons from this company forced you to come here?'
'Do you need to contact anyone to let them know you are here?
'Are you sure?'
'Yep, I'm sure'
'Ok, you understand that apart from your solo routines you will be asked to do certain acts with animals? Other people like threesomes maybe more while you are here?'
'I understand, I'm ok working close up with others and, I like pets'
'Excellent, and do you also understand you can leave here at anytime you wish?'
'Yes , I understand that'
' Right, lets get started then, just change into that costume hanging on the rack and stand over there in front of the blue screen'
'Am I alright standing here?'
'You look great, can you just slowly turn and bend over, ahh, that's terrific, turn once more, kneel down, are you sure you have never done this before?'
' Never? You are,so,natural,bend back again,awesome,veryone will love this,great now stretch, that's it,a bit more, what a figure,you are just something altogether,what does your boyfriend think of all this?'
'I don't have a boyfriend right now.'
'You don't have a boyfriend? You're kidding me right?'
'Nope, I'm free and available '
'Well take it from me, you won't be for long, once all the guys see this show, hey, that was a neat move, can you do that again this time facing me with your legs closed?'
'Oh yeh, yeh, just like that,real,slow'
'You know this shot is so revealing, what do you think ?'
'I think I look cute'
'Yeh real cute, everyone is just going to love you, and you are going to earn yourself big bucks for a live show '
'How much do you reckon?'
'Lots, and I mean lots of money'
' Really? I can earn lots of money for doing what I was just doing back there?'
'Of course honey, look at you, you're a one off, there is no one like you, what with your curves, you are exactly the right height, hair, eye colour, you've got it all and your most precious assets of all,those feet,they are enormous, what size shoe are you again?'
'Fifteen plus' .
'Fifteen plus,wow, once we squeeze you into a mermaid suit and fix you up with some prosthetic fins,I mean you are really going to look the part in the sea life aquatics centre, the mums and dads will love it, watching the happy smiles on their kids faces as you swim through the seaweed with dolphins and the seals blowing bubbles'
'I'm so, so, excited when do I start?'
' Soon as you tick this box here, that one there and sign the insurance disclaimer and...'