The Unseen Biter

The Unseen Biter

Something tiny is having some fun

Something tiny is biting my bum.

How come such a minuscule mite

Has such an almighty irritating bite?

Why do you always pick on me,

You second cousin to a flea?

Try someone else for a match

And leave them with an all-night scratch.

Don't tell me on this Earth you have a place,

Just come and meet me face to face!

If you come within my hands - you little swine -

I'll be the last upon whom you'll dine!

I'm fed up with being your crafty snack,

And the victim of a cowardly attack.

I'm ordering you once more to refrain!

Ouch! The bugger's biting me again!