Something Sacred

I am not a number, and unlike a certain cheesy pop ballad, I fucking
mean that.
I am not a customer; all you corporate neanderthals can take your
children on a field trip to Hell.
I am not a citizen; the contract is nullified by your disregard of "The
Bill of Rights."
I am not Sean Lawlor Nelson. I am not ashamed of my family but "Nelson"
comes from the Swedish Nielsen. The aristocratic, anally retentive
people of Sweden treated my grandfather so well that he came over as a
stowaway in a coal ship.
I am not a descendant of the mafia, although that "evil" organization
is all that all that allowed my family to survive the depression.
I am not a drunk or a pot-head; I think more clearly than the soberest
minds of this society and a lack of thought is what is bringing our
species into danger of extinction.
I am not a team-mate, fuck all of your elite, Nazi sports; you will see
Nuremburg, you buff, retarded jocks.
I am not 542610388; both the liberals and the conservatives are set
against the will of God and will be destroyed.
I am not a student; I do not want to learn about any of your insipid,
multi-cultural mindlesness.
I am not an adapted chimpanzee, regardless of the truth or falsehood of
Darwin's theories.
I am not a cog in, or even the engine of, your propaganda machine; if
you try to make me such, I will meet you sword to sword.
I am a spirit created by God and I am far more powerful than your
entire immoral, authoritarian, warlike, diseased, corrupt, petty,
treacherous, deceitful, superficial, and thank God, defective Death
Star.