A Recipe For Disaster

A Recipe For Disaster

(For him)

Take one affair to spice things up,
While battering the trust prepared earlier.

Let emotions boil over.

Knead the excitement and
Spread sugary compliments thick.

Use only young tender flesh,
And dress well,
Laying on a bed of love lettuce.

(For her)

Borrow a cup of information
From an inside pocket,
And place in a pressure cooker.

Add a pinch of salt
For rubbing into the wound.

Ensure the shoulder is cold
And a little bit off.
Allow to stew in its own juices
For as long as possible.

Serve chilli.