Voldemort

"So my little brother dragged me to see the fourth Harry Potter movie on Saturday. That Voldemort guy is really gross. Like hello, he doesn't have a nose!"
"Yea but I still bet he gets laid a lot."
It was biology class again. As the rest of the honors students worked on the assigned labs, the three femmes spent their time talking.
"His nose would really add more though. Imagine the sound effects," Demi joked, starting to exaggerate her breathing.
Bursts of laughter caused sharp glares their way, but they ignored it as they continued on their escapade.
"Yes, Dark Lord! Oh my God right there! Harder! Voldemort...sorry, He Who Must Not Be Named!"