Mirror
By smokejack
Wed, 01 Apr 2026
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I accidentally saw myself in a large mirror
I was in an elevator
I considered seekin a lawyer
To prosecute my face
Because I have been avoiding mirrors
For many years
And the shock was too much to bare
I did not recognise it was me
Because I made a pack with my face
That I would stop looking in mirrors
when I reached 50
Then I realised that you can't sue a mirror
So i looked at my face
And the mirror laughed at me.
I put a curse on it
And it cracked
Which made me feel better.
JMN.
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