Several Shorts of nonsense

Several shorts of nonsense

1. Feminist

I was in a pub with a feminist
One sunny day and both of us pissed
She held her drink comfortably
I threw up across my knee
She was a better man than me.

2. Ex Girlfriend’s Mother

It was a night of anticipation
Parents away
And us with no patience
We were on the couch
The temperature rising
Until a booming voice screamed
‘what are you doing you filthy swine
Get off her and get out of my place’
I leapt up and said
‘Why, do you want to snog your daughter?’
She didn’t get the joke
It was the last time we spoke

3. Nightwalker’s acid tongue

She said she treated punters like robots on a timer
They would grunt whilst she watched the clock
He said ‘I can tell that by the size of your vagina’
She said ‘hark at the man with the 4 inch cock’

It was a short relationship.

4. Keara Korn - hippified

Here comes keara korn
Eyes of blue and skin of fawn
Dancers legs and delicate nose
and a weird collection of wacky clothes
Every one of us is intrigued
We are way out of her league
She is a sensual mystery
With very little history

So this poem ends here.

©SJ2009