Kylies' arse.

KYLIES' ARSE.
sneak

Yet another sleepless night.
Her arse is on my mind.
I toss and turn relentlessly -
but peace I never find.
I pour myself a stiff one.
As stiff as stiff can be.
Perfecting my wrist action -
over pictures of Kylie.
The curve of her posterior,
in hot pants she's on fire.
Australia I thank you -
for fuelling my desire.
The soaps you make are hopeless.
But really, I don't care.
The beauty of your fresh cut meat -
so succulent and bare.
I think of Kylie constantly -
sitting on my face.
Singin' 'I should be so lucky'
as I suffocate.
I salute you Kylie.
My hat is off to you.
Just like my Royal boxer shorts.
Down with the red, white and blue.
Insomnia can have me.
I'm a slut to it's every whim.
I pour another stiff one -
and drink to Kylie's quim.

sneak