ROGUE MINOGUE.

ROGUE MINOGUE.
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I wish that you weren't here.
I wish that you were dead.
Instead you lye defiantly -
upon my single bed!
Single! Get the picture?
That's how I want to be.
A message in a condom.
Rubber scented me.
You talk of your frustrations.
You say I understand.
'Fate bought us together'
But beer lent a hand!
And now I feel so empty.
My lager vision gone.
The pretty girl I bedded,
could not have been this one?
I leave her for a coffee,
beneath an artex sky.
I stumble to the kitchen,
in search of caffeine high.
A stranger in my bedroom.
A hostage in my home.
Qualified advisors -
are sought by telephone.
But no one wants to help me.
'Friends' say I'm to blame.
It's hard to be assertive -
with a girl that has no name.
Sarah? Tracy? Rover?
My head is in distress.
Last night she looked like Kylie.
But now she looks a mess!

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