Magic Shampoo VI

Derek stared at Kim's body for a long time.

-Well, are we going to have sex?

-No. I don't want that from you. Can't we just talk?

-What do you want to talk about?

-What do you do?

-I'm an aspiring actress. I was in that film, The Dark Wolf.

-That was you? You were very convincing.

-Did you see it or are you just messing with my mind?

-What else is there to mess with?

-What do you do, Derek?

-I work for Microsoft in the AI department.

-I can't imagine you doing anything like that. You look more like an actor.

She didn't turn into a skeleton. So that was it! It was the sex that had turned those women into skeletons. He felt a sign of relief coming on. So what would they talk about? He really didn't know anything about women. He didn't know much about life either. He had spent much of his life studying coding, programming, and engineering. He had just assumed that he would someday get married, pass on his genes, and then die. Life was so short. Did we really have time to get to know each other and love each for our trivial weaknesses? He stared at Kim's beautiful body and time seemed to suspend itself in the act of looking at something so beautiful.

Derek went into the bathroom and stared at his handsome face. He was blonde. He had blue eyes. His body was as muscular as those of the statues of the Renaissance. His body started to turn back to the body of Derek. He was kind of glad it was happening. He would go back home and get some sleep. Then his body began to disappear.

On the bathroom floor lay a cone of white powder.

THE END