MOSSAD
By Steve
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"Trisha, are you a Jew?"
"Yes. Both my mother and father are Jewish although they have some French blood in them."
"I did not ask whether your parents were Jewish, I asked if you were a Jew."
"I am Jewish-American."
"Jewish-American?" he asked, "So you want to assimilate eventually?"
"I distrust the American people," she answered flatly.
"They are anti-Jewish or anti-Semitic?"
"Both."
"What is the name of God?"
"Elohim."
"Walk along the steps on the letters that spell the name of God."
Trisha walked onto "E" and under her, she saw mountains and a fresh wind was breathing. She remembered the New Testament. Surely all the angels in heaven will come down from heaven and save you if you fell off a mountain.
"Are you the Messiah?" he asked.
"Can you hear my thoughts?"
"No."
"Remember, the code names of first level Mossad spies are the prophets of the Old Testament. What would you like your name to be?"
"Eveline."
"Eveline?"
"The line of Eve."
"I'll concede your request this time. You are one of the first Jewish-Americans we were willing to accept. Please don't disppoint us."
She jumped to the "L" and the wind blew harder. She felt that if she fell, she would surely die.
"O"
"H"
"I"
"M"
"God has no name. God is BEING."
"Then you are an existentialist and you believe that all human beings are responsible for their sins."
"I don't really believe in anything."
"Then you are nihilist."
"Why am I a nihilist if I don't believe in anything?"
"I don't know, are you a Jew?"
"What is a Jew?"
"A Jew is a person, a human being who is nearest to God, who struggles with the idea of a God who is all good, all powerful, and perhaps all knowing."
"That's not a Jew, that's just a definition of a specific type of Jew."
"Trisha, did you know that both your mother and father are in the Jewish intelligence system?"
"No."
"You are naive. For that reason. We accept you. However, there is one more test."
"Jump."
"You want me to jump into the mountains?"
"Yes."
Trisha jumped. The air was very refreshing. She felt like she was skydiving or flying rather. Finally she landed on fresh green pastures. Mountains surrounded her.
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