Reverend IV

-Paul. Paul. Paul. It's me, Diane.

-Is it really you, Diane? I miss you so much. 10 years you've been gone and I am completely, thoroughly miserable.

-You must keep on living Paul. You have not fulfilled your mission.

-Without you, nothing has any meaning. What do you mean I have not fulfilled my mission? What mission?

-You must teach people about the Love of Christ.

-I've been teaching people about the love of Christ all my life. No matter how much I try, I often find myself hating, hating and hating more. I love to hate.

-You judge people before finding out who they are. All you see is Evil, Evil, and Evil.

-That's just the way I am. I can't change. I only have one face.

-I am going to confess something to you. Let me see. How should I say this? I had an addiction to Romance Novels.

-I can't believe that.

-No, its' true. While I was at home, doing Laundry and cleaning up after you, I was literally gobbling up Romantic Novels.

-Why? Why? Why? Why would you gobble up that trash? Why did you hide this from me all my life?

-I didn't want to hurt you.

-I wasn't much of a lover, was I? I'm not particular attractive. I'm not very likeable, but you were always with me when I came home. You took care of me like a Mother.

-You were an abandoned child and God took you in. Do you want to know another secret?

-No.

-Remember that kid named Jeremy who was a homsexual. His parents wanted you to pray for him to be a heterosexual.

-I remember. That was my greatest victory. After praying for him for an entire year, Jeremy turned heterosexual.

-Jeremy never turned heterosexual. His parents lied to you about him so that you would stop coming over and praying for him.

-Is that true?

-It's true. Paul,

-I...

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