Tom wrote Lord of the Rings
"Tom wrote Lord of the Rings, didn't you Tom."
"What do you mean Tom wrote it. It was written fifty years before Tom was even born."
"I was going to type the book out on my computer, so that I could say I'd written it."
"You were going to do that. Does that mean you didn't?"
"I spent an hour typing the first page, I couldn't prop it open. In the end I copy and pasted it from an online version. In Croation, i couldn't find an English version ."
"So when you say you wrote Lord of the Rings, you mean you copy and pasted a Croation version."
"I think so. I mean I don't speak Croation, so I can't be sure. It was definately a book though."
"It must be nice to have a writer in the family."