Two jokes

Joke 1

I got lost on my walk this morning.

I ended up in this road where all the houses had inflatable rubber boats in their gardens. 

I got out of there as quikly as I could.  I don't feel safe in those dinghy back streets.    

Joke 2

Q. How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb.

A. Three, and as I said to my wife, "Honestly dear, that's all they were doing.