Breaking out in Hollywood hives....

~*breaking out in hollywood hives...

taking a look in
the morning mirror,
a lot of hollywood stared back

bette davis eyes,
perfectly puffed
a hint of a w.c. field nose,
topping a small set of
joan crawford lips

the jawline and neck
of orson welles,
falling to shoulders resembling
those of xena the warrior princess

my bustline boasting
bea arthur's outline,
my hips filling
the mirror as would
kathy bates'

sally fields' short legs
atop slippered feet
of granny clampett

i flipped my dolly parton hair,
and as i turned to walk away ,i was
startled by the tyne daly behind...

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Margaret LaVonne Hall