How I feel

My friend asked me how I felt
I sighed and replied:

"I feel like I'm being followed by a loney goat.
I feel like I'm being worshiped by a holy stoat
And some milk is having me on their cereal.
I feel like a massive dog is drooling on my sholder.
I feel as if this world just cant get any older
And I can't eat apricots because they'll turn me pink.
I feel like I'm becoming slightly more transparent.
I feel like the shoes on my feet are becoming more apparent
And my legs are planning to leave me while I sleep.
I feel like my eyes are luckier than I am.
I feel like I'm being purchased by the king of Siam
And my custard creame is plotting against me!"

"Thats not really how you feel is it?" My friend asked.
"No, not really."