So today is voting day, but I won’t be voting. I know that every vote count, and all that malarkey, I just won’t be voting. My Husband Paul, he never voted until we got married and then I dragged him along screaming. A man came to the house a few days ago early, the dogs barked he said, “Will you be voting?” I replied, “No.” The dogs barking franticly in the background, “WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.” He then said, “Will you vote for me?” I said, “No.” He went on handing a leaflet to me, “Please vote for me,” I replied, “Everyone is asleep, you are waking everyone up,” And not wanting to cause more noise, he said, “OK, goodbye” And quickly left.
I know it’s important to vote, and women fought long and hard for the Vote, and around the globe there are probably still others are not allowed to vote, but I don’t want to vote where all the Candidates their names are all unpronounceable!