A Reply to the Girlfriend

Women can lower the toilet seat too, if its up put it down.

Its true, I don't think about you all the time, get used to it.

Football is a religion, and I must pray at its alter each Sunday.
And say what you have to say during the commercials.
Also take note that us males are bad at multi-tasking,
so one-word answers do suffice.

When I say you look fine, you do,
it is not me 'just saying it to be nice'.
You think I want to be seen with someone who looks like Stevie Wonder
has dressed them?
How do I know if those shoes go with that?

It itches so I scratch, ok?

It was the dog.

I know there's washing to be done,
And yes I'm sure no one has ever died from having to do it,
But do you really want me to take the risk of being the first?

Yes I was looking,
But it was just a reflex action, and anyway,
God gave us two eyes,
please let us use them to view the beauty he created.

If I did something wrong tell me,
I'm not a mind reader.

Crying is blackmail,
so is talking about your ex.

And yes I do love you.