Just Past the Pyramids, Turn Left At the Forum

Just past the Pyramids, Turn Left at the Forum

If the Pilgrim Fathers could sit and watch
The Vegas slots in, in, in, inaction.
It's a dollar to a doughnut they'd crunch
Their hats over their heads in contrition,
That they ever left the shores of Britain.

Hey, hell, no, give it a go,
The glitz is great in the energy state.
A perpetual brilliance of excess,
As you stroll down Rome, past Paris, near Venice.

All you can eat in a five buck buffet,
All you can fuck from a motel brochure,
All you can lose from a fat ass'd wallet,
All you can win if you're up and on it.

Date mostly written: 1998