Kitty Kat

My cat is vicious, my cat is wild,
My cat has a temper that's nowhere near mild.
When my cat gets angry, my cat is MEAN!
My dear cat is scrawny and nowhere near clean.

My couch looks like a shredded tuna mound,
My beloved goldfish just cannot be found.
The puppy next door has been missing for weeks,
When Christmas comes 'round, "Ho, Ho, Ho!" turns to shrieks.

Her ears are mangled, her left cheek bears a scar.
So much for the new paint job on my new car&;#8230;
She terrorizes my bulldog Spike,
And you just don't wanna know what my other cat's like!