Bra burners and world turners

The feet that stand on boardroom toes
and once led the hour of bewitching
are lined up under the cubicles
apart and nervously twitching

Bra burners and world turners
sit quietly and demure
pleading for a hand dryer
to keep their characters pure

And here they'll sit in silence
as their nervous ears prowl
for the first to noisily admit
that a woman has a bowel