California Dreamin

Lazy hot summer days
Cooling breeze at
night
Friends all gathered around the pool
Music
playing
Beer on Ice
Well tanned bodies showing
off
For all the world to see
Oh my God I must be
asleep
Just look at you and me
My gut is hanging over
my trunks
There's hair all over my back
I'm trying
hard not to turn around
And show em my plumbers
crack
Throw some water in my face
Do something to
wake me up
I'm afraid I'll hit on one of them
girls
And some guy will beat me up
Where did you get
that full piece suit
I didn't know they came with
feet
Come on Linda take off that robe
Give old Brian
a treat
Oh My Lord I've had too much beer
I think I'm
gona puke
See I was right and puke I did
That's what
finally woke me up