Give Nero a chance

Is emperor Nero really that bad ? I mean he was a bit of a pyro maniac but on the other hand look what he’s done with the arts. 

Christian’s preaching in the town square were frankly a bit of a boring ,as were loins pacing up up and down in their cages but together they were a bigger hit than helen of Troy.

I mean when you ve seen ben hur circumnavigate the coliseum once you ve seen it a hundred times. People are only go to see the crashes , phi’s tines I mean literally they are from Judea. 

And the gladiator games are a positively tame affair. I went last month and there was was nt so much a limb hacked off now is that is nt an afternoon’s entertainment  in my book worth a ten Daenerys admission charge. 

I mean I could of gone down the road to Senecas orgy but I always see the neighbours their that takes me right out of my stride. 

Still not as bad as that masked orgy where I ended up partnered up with my wife. Honestly I sometimes wonder why I bother leaving the villa.

Now where is my slave they ve all got minds of their own these days I blame Ovid and all those greek scribes blood foreigners putting ideas in their heads. They ll be reading next and wanting to vote where will it all end.

Anyway I like Nero cause he’s great on the fiddle a really great liar he is.

Talking of liars.

That politician he’s training up trumpus maximus fantastic liar he is gets all the plebs eating out of his hand , even the sex scandal has nt stopped him when he refused to attend that orgy given in the late senators honour.