Hostile territory ( every thing I ever learned I learned by watching star trek)

As separate individuals we are like Capt Kirk stuck on a planet without contact with the enterprise. All the information and communication with the bridge will not help us (info without context whist intellectually useful is practically useless, take home message the cure for what ails you ai nt on the innerweb bud).

They are using the mind probe and torture, their reasoning is alien, Spock understands but Kirk is angry, kill every klingon he screams I,ll never forgive them for the death of my son( this is survival people!!!!!!! Go to defcom 5, tora,tora,tora).Red Alert, red alert , red shirt.

Go to warp factor 10 phasers on kill( will some rid me of this troublesome priest, by any means necessary, bring me the head of John the Baptist, brain scramble, red mist jacobs ladder freak out).
The alien’s eyes work at a different wavelength to ours, and they love a good fight (bloody bullies, roll up the sleeves ,here we go).

“The game of chess is like a sword fight, you must think first before you move” ( use your kung fu, what we need are more guns, kill the bastards).

This reptile is ten times stronger than me, where is your logic now spock, got to kill the bastard before it kills me (my clans kung fu has never fought this style)".Take a chill pill captain, relax with the eurocentric ego trip,man u gotta relax fool,stop him trippin yo Mc coy bring the shots". "Trouble is Kirk you got to get with the times, the bush years are over, need to get this boy to a farming planet and check his head with something".

What would captain Kirk do in this situation, I, am Captain Kirk, help what do I do.
Be calm now I,ve learned a lot from Spock and Mc coy , what would they do (argue , use the spellchecker, define the problem, two evolved people trapped by in a violent mindset).

Ships records show you are human and tired, (where are yoda and Clarence when you need them, you’re not a bad guy you need an advocate someone who knows the law)Mc coy and spock are great guys but they can only do so much. Human law not machine law ( the seventh doctor screams , I, am not like you and is killed they tryed to put him on the wrong meds, the road to hell is pathed with good intentions, need a guru , a mentor ,obi wan).You are on the stand Kirk I find you guilty of having a different neurology, you must hide, explain yourself, you feel angry bitter upset , you will be striped of your command ( you are sacked, dumped, you failed the exam).”A machine has no rights a man must have them” culture is thinking like a machine alienating 10% of the culture, branding them thinko, nerd, geek( the one culture it is okay to hate and fear).

Can I be understood and create change or am I damned (down by law). I,ve got no money for festival,( which is bullshit anyway, Jesus would say what up fools materialist ai nt the message, did I die for nowt, its love and the power of change like tao you dig) and I,am not of the body. You are not of the body, greed is the will of landroo so basically you are screwed. feedback this computer bitch, ha ha watch the bastard burn( die capatalism die).

Time to laugh on the bridge all is right with world. We created a culture Spock a bunch of free people , who will grow up to like metal and goth hip hop and rave go to uni and mistrust anyone who sounds like Nixon. The evil of x factor,mc jobs and the tory party will be visited on them(twice)but they will have , nirvara, Joe Rogan the pixes and sega to help them cope with the bullshit.Plus dvd on the orginal series to show to the kids.