Keep it simple stupid

This is a joke
Let me play with a point of view
I will be bold
I went to the right school
Everything you think is wrong
Cause you are not me

Be lazy
Let me entertain you
Every thing is black and white
Those beatniks got it all wrong
Turn on tune in drop out?
Wrong!!!

Close off, tune out buy in
Ownership is good
I know what is mine
And it’s not yours

War is glorious, fun and exciting
Let’s make it into a videogame
Call it kill or be killed
I love games don’t you?

Dumb dad a dumb dumb
Stupid is as stupid does
Wise words

The planet is dumb
It’s not alive
Treat it as a toy and do with it what you will
You own it

Nothing is connected
There is no way of knowing
These are wise words
Everything else is a lie
Follow my way

Are you afraid to follow my way?
I did it my way
Worked for me

The ignorant are my heroes
They save me a job

I want to unlearn potty training
To unlearning potty training is to be liberated from shit

Laugh at me being pathetic
I don’t mind
I am the axis of the world
So what do I care

The universe is a pretty stupid place
Intelligence is a mistake
I like too be a zombie
And spend, spend spend

I am with stupid
I am stupid
It rocks
Embrace your inner imbecile

Let’s go crazy
I’ve got no control
It’s not my fault
I was born an idiot

The arts are hard
Science is too much for me
Is stupid in your mind or mine?

Ignorance is bliss
Here ends the lesson