A letter contacting the flat earth society

Dear Mr Drake Yes by all means. But take care when crossing the date line as too high a speed will result in multiple crossings on the same day, turning the date back one day with each crossing. You could find yourself lost somewhere in the past. The problem of why the ocean appears “round” as seen from the beach has been settled recently and is a straightforward result in Euclidian geometry applied to the ocean plane. Currently we are debating the Copernicus heresy, and a new theory of how a satellite stays “up there”. The issue of whether the earth is flat or round has no bearing on the internet and web addresses it’s same old same old. Please note that we are not a religious organisation. Regards Mr Platter