Earnest Preparation

Democracy V (Club Hepatitis)

When the Euro comes
They'll surely round
Prices up
And wages down
The NHS is slowly shrinking
Yoof is watching, no-ones thinking

Some lads say
What's wrong with it
One gives birth to babies
T'other gives birth to shit
Donna Air you vapid airhead
Italian eunuch shot a bear dead

Queens argue which shade of blue
For snug of couple doing
'Very nicely thank you'

Come on now give it a push!
T'is only composed of smug and lush
Cosmo (readers) and academics
'Radical centre' and liberal 'polemics
Green of matrimony you be
When you're riddled with VD

Hurry now
And take your snaps
Of Weltanschaung
On the brink of collapse