Lottery Win

Villa in Mallorca, Flat in Bristol
Seventeenth Century Duellists Pistol
Genuine Alaskan Bearskin Rug
Dinner with Beckham, gave me a Hug

Porker disguised as idealist rake
Pays Jordan to burst from wedding cake
We fantasise our big cash wins
To forget our lives as Dusty Bins

In secret anti-materialists dream
To bathe in gold vat of strawberries and cream
And take six billion to one chance
To buy pretentious cottage in rural France

Fine 'artists' from north to south attest
On Wednesdays and Saturdays do your best
Quick departure from reality they yearn
'Cos from literature not a cent they earn