Bah! I hate mistletoe (Christmas Song)

1.

Kissing boys always makes me squirm.

I’m sure it can only give girls germs.

I think that I’d rather eat a worm.

Bah! I hate mistletoe.

 

2.

 

That mistletoe is a dirty trick.

‘Cause kissing boys only makes me sick.

A plate of bugs, I would rather pick.

Bah! I hate mistletoe.

 

Chorus:

 

To tell the truth I’m flummoxed

why it gives some so much joy;

‘cause nothing turns my stomach

like having to kiss a boy.

 

But Mummy says it’s not so bad

and one day I will know

‘cause that is how Mum met my dad;

under the mistletoe.

 

3.

 

Boys are so ugly and they stink.

I would rather kiss a pig I think

or drink dirty water from a sink.

Bah! I hate mistletoe.

 

4.

 

Whenever a mistletoe, I see.

I say to boys, “Keep away from me!”.

‘cause kissing boys only gives you fleas.

Bah! I hate mistletoe.

 

 

Chorus:

 

To tell the truth I’m flummoxed

why it gives some so much joy;

‘cause nothing turns my stomach

like having to kiss a boy.

 

But Mummy says it’s not so bad

and one day I will know

‘cause that is how Mum met my dad

under the mistletoe.