The Biggest Burger

The biggest burger ever made
weighed over sixty tonnes
and by a burger crane was laid
in the worlds biggest bun.

 

A fleet of fifty tankers brought
ketchup and mayonaise
that by long rubber pipes was poured
over the burgers face.

 

Out of ten million leaves of green
lettuce, a patchwork quilt
was made by a million sewing machines
so the burger could be built.

 

And when the upper half of bun,
by plane, was laid on top
it was served with fries, gigantic ones
in the biggest burger shop.