The Pirate Pig (Children's Song)

1.

Most pirates have parrots

but one had a pig

which he fed upon carrots;

pineapples and figs.

2.

And the pig joined his crew

and he taught it to sail;

made it a pirate too

with a pink curly tail.

Chorus:

Oink! Oink and a yo-ho-ho

the most perfectest pirate you'll ever know;

'cause none ever had heart or a courage so big

as that bold bacon-eer called the pirate pig.

3.

With a patch on one eye,

mate and ring through his snout

he looked the perfect pirate,

of that theres no doubt.

4.

And no pirate loved grog

or loved dancing the jig

like that jolly old hog

they called the Pirate Pig.

Chorus:

Oink! Oink and a yo-ho-ho

the most perfectest pirate you'll ever know;

'cause none ever had heart or a courage so big

as that bold bacon-eer called the pirate pig