A Days Worth Of Work (chapter 1)
By Westonschmidt8
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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, what can i get for you today" i said, trying to sound as professional as i could without seeming fake
."hmmmm....uhhhh.....ok, just give me a quarter pounder meal and substitute the soft drink for a milk shake", the lady seemed to be in a very big rush
"Ohhhhhh, im sorry we do not actually have milk shakes at the time our ice cream machine is broken"
"ha, why am i not surprised" the lady said. A very smug look was beggining to appear on her face and i didnt like it, the woman was a very round and plump looking lady.She looked like she really did not need to be eating at Mcdonalds, it appeared like it had already done enough damage to her as it is, she was around what im assuming was 5'6 and easily in her late 30s even early 40s
"would you like to order something else? everything else on the menu is up for grabs" i was trying to sound enthusiastic as to lighten the mood.
"dont get sarcastic with me boy, just give me the number one, and make it a large" obviously what i had said failed miserably at lighteing the mood
"ok, would you like to pay for that with cash or a card", i said pointing at her purse sub constiously
"im going to go with card today if that is okay with you" she was starting to get mad at me for no apparent reason
"ok, your total is going to come out to 8 dollars and 64 cents go ahead and swipe your card, it might also ask for the chip"
"ok, i swiped it....why is it not doing anything?" she was looking at me as if it was my fault
"ah, ok see there...that is what i was talking about before, it is asking for the chip in your card, most readers ask for it now a days,its no biggee.....we will just insert it in there annnnnd.... there you go we are all set", i said again trying to sound enthusiatic and helpful
"ok son, dont talk to me like im stupid just get me my damn food so i can be on my way", now this really ticked me off all i have done is try to be helpful and she still was being mean to me
"yes ma'am" i said not wanting to have the conversation progress any further than it already had
"HEY! alex come here i need to tell you something" my manager screamed at me from all the was across the "resturant" if you could even call it that
"yeah what's up boss", i said
"listen i know your not going to like this but i need you to work a double shift today" he said this to me in his classic "i really need your fucking help" voice, when he said anything in this voice you cant turn him down, not only becuase it's really persuasive but also becuase he would probably fire you if you told him no.
"uggggghhhh..ok who's working the shifts today?", i had hope that maybe ,just maybe the one person i actually liked to work with would be here today.
"uhhhh...ok lets see, we got john,kelly, rudy, max, and oh rachel is working today to" and there it was the words i had hoped would come out of his mouth, RACHEL, the girl of my dreams.Listen i know what im saying sounds totally cliche but rachel is the girl im going to marry, she is athletic, smart, funny, and oh yeah she has a really bug butt.
"alright sounds swag boss man"i said trying to be cool.
"please never fucking do that again" he said to me , not a even a hint of humor was in his voice.
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"hey rachel, do you need any help?" i asked her sounding like a little school boy wanting to help his dad with the "big boy jobs"
" uhhhh all im doing is mopping i think i can handle it", she said with a little chuckle
"yeah i think she can handle it weirdo" the fry cook (max) said from behind me
"oh, haha yeah i was just kidding any way....haha....got you" i was not kidding at all i was just really stupid and nervous.
"hmmmm, yeahhhh sure you were kiddo", i didnt even hear her as she said that i was stareing at her breasts without even realizing it
"hey my eyes are up here chief" she said
"wow you really are a creepo" max said again from behind me
"oh yeah sorry haha, i was just day dreaming.....not about you or anything, just in general you know?" i was trying to make excuses "you know sometimes when your thinking of something and you are stareing at a random spot without even realizing it"
"i have no idea what you're talking about" she said wih a playful smile on her face
"well anyway that's what i was doing i was not like stareing at your...ummm.... like breasts you know? i said stammering after about every single word.What i should have done was just walk away a long time ago instead of digging myslef into a deeper hole, but i was dumb.
" yeah,sure i get it you like to stare at my boobs no big deal lots of guys do it" she said, trying to nag me on
"woah, woah i was not stareing at your breasts ok, i would not do that im not some kind of pervert ok" i said, trying to plead my case "now im not saying that i dont look at a pair every now and then but,......"
She busted out laughing and i realized what i had said immediatley after i said it
"No no no ,i dont mean a pair of balls, hey stop laughing you know what i meant, I MEANT A PAIR OF BREASTS, I LOOK AT A PAIR OF BREATS EVERY NOW AND THEN!!!" i had gotten caught up in the moment and ended up yelling that last part.Everybody in the resturant was now stareing at me.My face turned beat red and rachel was now dying laughing on the floor and max was makeing stupid jokes behind me.I understand that this might sound funny to you but this was my ultimate nightmare , im what people like to call anti social, or an introvert which sums up to i dont like big crowds and i dont like to be the center of attention.
Both of those things were happening at the same time
"uhhhh....ok im going to take my break" i said, as i stated to walk towards the break room to get my bag
"woah woah, hold your horses there buddy, we dont get breaks today were short handed" my manager said again not a lick of emotion or empathy in his voice
"uhhhh, i literally just saw you take a break 30 minutes ago" i said trying to stick up for myslef, which is something i rarely do
"ok so your in a pissy mood today. Look alex im going to give it to you straight ok?" he said this starting to sound like a total dickmunch " i could care less about what you did or did not see ok, i have more people to worry about than you, this is called Mcdonalds not alex needs a break land got it?" after he said that he looked around to see if anybody laghed at his "Joke"
no one did
"ehhhh dont listen to him alex, hes just mad becuase i wouldint fill in for him yesterday so he could go to his dodgeball tournament" this was rachel speaking
"dodgeball is a real fucking sport, i dont want anymore shit on it ok?" gary said anger was now begining to rise in him
( oh yeah his name is gary by the way, what a fucking douchebag name am i right?)
"Im sorry boss im going to have to disagree with you on that one, if i dont see it on ESPN then its not a real sport" said Max with a very self prideful look on his face
"MAX! shut up ok, actually you know what no breaks for anybody today, i was just not giving a break to alex becuase i dont like him, but now no one gets a break, lets see how you like that!!"
Obviusly i was not happy with this, not because i was not getting a break but becuase of the other words he said.
"wow thanks a lot alex, you fucking retard" max said , as he threw a piece of bacon that slapped me in the face.
As max continued to throw food at me a monster walked through the door.This monster was 6'2, 210 pounds, with a razor sharp jaw line.This monster was wearing a leather jacket with the words "SEXY" on it.This monster was senior at the highschool i went to.This moster walked behind the counter , pushing me out of the way, and starting makeing out with the girl of my dreams.This monsters name was dean.
AND THIS MONSTER WAS RACHELS BOY FREIND
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