When will spider talk?

When will spiders talk?
So that's the main question,
But didn't I mention,
Spiders can't talk!
Will they talk next year,
Or in your ear?
Oh
What would they say
"I live in some hay"
Would say a spider,
"Are you friendly?"
We would ask
"No!"
It would snatch back
"I'll bite your head off
Or eat your bed"
Will the spider be green
Or pink?

Hang on.
Why are you asking me?
Cause I don't know every thing,
Go ask someone else!

So wait,
Why don't spiders talk?