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Kangaroo

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a young kangaroo Who got pebbles inside of his shoe He pulled a wry face As he pulled on the lace But the shoe just refused to undo!
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Football

By monro on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

The season is here again, oh God
Humour
Certificate U

Jackal

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"
Children's
Certificate U

Iguana

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!
Children's
Certificate U

Hyena

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...
Children's
Certificate U

Gopher

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
Children's
Certificate U

Flamingo

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"
Children's
Certificate U

Eel

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...
Children's
Certificate U

Doggy

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...
Children's
Certificate U

Corgi

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

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