Perks of the Job ..

To work in a real busy menswear shop.
I've seen thousands of male bodies
All shapes
Tall, slim, small or stout.
The thing that l've discovered through the years of sellin clothes,
Is that men are same as women
from their heads down to their toes.

It must be truly wonderful
To know that you are never dull
A slim fit shirt from "Mr Flash"
That particular brand costs lots of cash.

Pulling on funky, sausage skin jeans
Showing off parts that are normally unseen
These males with confidence parade an' pout
Silky skinned muscles, popping out
Off to the till they saunter over
Plenty of time to stare in the mirror
Good for him, no troubles or strife
Hundreds of potential gorgeous girls throughout his

" l need new, funky clothes to fit my size, but l never find any cos l have huge thighs"
I promise you with hand on heart, that's what l hear all day,
Really shy guys who hide their body shape away
Off l go, search, trying my best
But as l thought, our stock's bereft
" sorry sir, you'll need to try,
The Fat Shop" (but they ain't going there, cos there's no branded merchandise )
Let's see if we can get something to cover that belly
Pulling on big jumpers, tummies shaking like a jelly

Thin men, small men, round, loud, tall
Got the same problems/hangups as us all
Assisting with their wardrobe needs
is such a joy, and perks indeed ..

Oh boy. That nearly had ma eye oot!