X-Ray and I
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By Ed Crane
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Re-write of an old story. (+/- 1875 words)
I’ve been living in the Black Prince nursing home for the last eleven years. When I first came to this luxuriously converted Victorian workhouse, I gave myself four years top-whack. I reckoned I’d get bored out of my skull and turn my toes up pretty bloody quickly. That’s what I wanted I suppose.
It didn’t happen. For a start, they’ve got a really big library, everything from crime pulp to Shakespeare. Then there’s the gym with top-notch trainers specialised in keeping old buggers like me fit without killing us. The grounds are full of shrubs and enormous Beech trees. In the summer, you can lose yourself in there. It’s like living next to Hyde Park. There’s always something to keep us busy. If we do get bored, we’re free to go into town unaccompanied whenever we like, providing we can put one foot in front of the other and aren’t wheelers or droolers.
I signed up when I was seventy, a couple of years after I returned to England. It weren’t cheap, but I had a bit put away thanks to a big investment I made when I was in my thirties. I did have a plan when I arrived, but in the end I gave up on it. I had no family left and I’d lost touch with all my friends and contacts. I thought, Why not?
I’m pushing eighty-two now and I feel as fit as I’ve ever been. Some of the inmates (we’re not supposed to call them that really) are stuck in wheelchairs or suffering from senile dementia, but most of us are pretty good. And the women – they can be very naughty. I’ve had some interesting walks around the grounds, if you know what I mean. The staff are very good at turning a blind eye. Keeps us young at heart I suppose.
We get a lot of new arrivals and, of course, a lot of departures, it’s like a conveyer belt for rich geriatrics. Sounds cruel, I know, but I’ve always had an odd sense of humour. Why worry? I reckon. I could be the next one out of here in an oak suit. Not exactly rocket science to work that out, is it?
About four months ago, this new bloke in a wheel chair turned up. He was around the same age as me. He’d been sent here because the outfit running his nursing home weren’t equipped to care for stroke victims. I didn’t take much notice at first – just another poor sod with more money than time.
Strange thing, life. A man can change dramatically as he gets old: go bald; get fat; wrinkle like a prune, shrink to a dwarf and a lot of other things. But there’s always something that don’t change. One afternoon I heard a voice I recognised. A simple, “thank you,” when a nurse gave this new arrival a cup of tea. I couldn’t believe my luck.
I didn’t do anything straight away in case I was wrong. I moved my chair near him so I could see his face better. I watched him while he tried to drink his tea out of one of those cups with a spout like they give toddlers, trying to see if I recognised anything about his face. All the left side sagged, twisting his mouth down so it was hard to see his features. I noticed his nose was broken and it bent slightly to the right, and his eyes were very light-blue, they seemed to look through people.
Yup, it was, “X-Ray” alright. His real name was Ray Jones, he’d got the nickname at school. James Woodbine was my name. We were best mates. When we did business together we were known as, “Jack-the-Smoke and X-Ray.”
I watched him trying to drink his tea. The cup wobbled in his good hand. I remembered he was left-handed, life would be doubly hard for him. When he finished, he put the cup down and knocked a little box containing his medication on the floor. I went over to him and picked it up.
‘There you go, mate,’ I said in a hushed voice.
He raised his eyes to look at me, but there was nothing in them to say he recognised me. ‘Thank you,’ he said.
I smiled and returned his gaze, but he looked down at his cup. He seemed to concentrate on it. I went back to my chair, worrying if he’d lost his mind to dementia.
The following week, I watched him from a distance. It soon became obvious, although he was severely handicapped, there was nothing wrong with his mind. I listened as he made little jokes with the nurses and some of the more sprightly residents. I could see from his lop-sided smile and his guttural chuckles, he liked the way people fussed around him. It gave me an idea.
One morning I offered him my newspaper, but he shook his head. He said he couldn’t hold it upright. ‘It’s alright, mate,’ I said, ‘I’ll hold it for you.’
Over the next three weeks, we got into a routine. Every morning, I’d get a newspaper and hold it for him to read. He liked, The Times. When he got tired, I’d go to the gym and have a workout. In the afternoons, I’d take him a cup of tea and a cake and I’d hold my newspaper for him. I like the Daily Mirror.
In all that time, he never recognised me. It was over forty years since we last saw each other, but I thought something about me, my gestures or my voice might trigger something. I’ve spent a very long time out of the country, no doubt losing my accent and picking up different mannerisms – people have said I seemed a bit foreign. Certainly, I had more reason to remember him than he did me. When I was sure he didn’t, I decided it was time to introduce myself.
I chose a Saturday night to pay him a visit. On Saturday nights there’s less staff on duty; it’s easy to move around without being noticed. I wanted to speak to him in private so I waited until about two in the morning before I went to his room.
He was asleep and lying on his back when I entered. That made things easier. I moved the emergency-remote out of his reach and I tied his right arm to the side of the bed with a bandage I’d brought with me. Then I filled his mouth with a load of compresses and stuck a wide a plaster over it. That woke him up. It took him a while to figure out he was tied down and I was in the room. It was pretty dim with just the night-light. He tried to struggle, but he couldn’t do much being almost paralysed from the stroke. It just took one hand to hold him down.
‘Hello, Ray. Remember me? I asked, quiet like. He shook his head from side to side. Other than that, he could hardly move.
‘Don’t you remember your old pal, Jack-the-Smoke?’ His eyes went wide.
‘We got a score to settle, don’t we?’ He shook his head again. Sweat formed on his forehead and he started to hyperventilate.
‘Take it easy, you’ll give yourself a heart attack.’ I said. ‘That wouldn’t be any good to me, would it?’ He relaxed or at least stopped moving.
I smiled at him. ‘Thought I was a fool didn’t you, Ray . . . me telling my Eileen where I hid my share in case of emergencies while I was inside.’ He started grunting, but the compresses muffled the sound. ‘Yeah, that’s right. Inside taking the rap for the bloke you killed. Remember that?’ He closed he eyes and nodded slowly, like a man resigned to his fate
I felt a tear roll down my face. ‘You didn’t have to kill her. She’d never have grassed you up. She knew she’d be alright even if you took my share.
There were diamonds, Ray. A lot of smuggled un-cut diamonds. I found ‘em tucked away in a drawer, hidden inside a pair of silk knickers while you were beating shit out of hubby. Ex-wifey didn’t know about ‘em: nobody did. Turned out he’d been planning to skip-off with some tart.
That’s why I went down for you. They gave me thirty years for manslaughter, but I knew I’d be out in fifteen. I’d’ve cut you in when I got out, but I couldn’t tell you at the time in case the coppers caught up with you. My investment for the future I called it. But you took that future away from me – for a measly hundred-grand.
The money you got from that job weren’t enough for you, was it? You wanted it all so you could start up that Spanish property business. I have to hand it to you, it was clever the way you made it look like you got your stake money by hard work, then bled in the loot to grow the company. Once you got rich, nobody would question a respectable landowner would they?
Eileen was five-months gone, didn’t know that did you? Another thing you didn’t know – little Alice saw what you did to her mother. She was hiding on the landing. I suppose you thought she wouldn’t remember, being just turned four. But she did. It scarred her for life. Topped herself when she was eighteen. I only had a year to go before I got out.
Although I’d done my time, I knew the coppers would be watching me, so I sold the house and got out of the country with the jewels as soon as could. Twenty-odd years in shit-hole countries, slowly moving the ice. Lost count of how many times I changed my identity. Converted it to the best part of three-million by the time I could safely bring it back here. Not that it did me any good. You saw to that.
So there I was, a rich pensioner. No family. All my friends long gone – not that I could’ve made contact with ‘em anyway.
I never got Eileen and the kid out my head. Naturally my plan was to find you. Killing you when I got back, was the only thing that kept me going. Funny thing is, once I got here I realised you weren’t worth dying in prison for.
And you end up here – delivered to me on a plate. There must be a God eh?. . . and I reckon he wants Jack-the-Smoke to finish his job for him.’
There wasn’t anything more to say. I took an old supermarket bag out of my pocket and held the plastic tight over his nose and mouth. It took him longer to die than I’d expected, given his frail condition. He struggled quite a bit too. Those fitness sessions certainly paid off.
After removing the bandages and the compresses, I checked inside his mouth to make sure there was no lint – his teeth were as rotten as his soul.
Ten minutes later I was in my bed. Slept like a babe, I did.
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I didn't expect that twist,
I didn't expect that twist, Ed - really well done!
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Top Quality
Ed, this is really excellent. The claustrophobia of the murder scene at the end is incredible. A convincing voice too. The themes of I'll gotten gains, disloyalty, the thickness of thieves and revenge takes a leap off the screen. Well done.
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Hi Ed.
Hi Ed.
This was a brilliant story told with that cold criminal sense of justice. Loved the ending - 'Slept like a babe, I did.' That says it all.
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