As Seen On TV

As seen on TV, you can find the slipperiest of pans,

immaculated instantly with anything at hand.

Parbroiling Pavlovas without that sticky mess.

Why'd they air-fry mac and cheese is anybodies guess.

The urge to saute cellophane can't be found in me.

They make peanut butter casserole for the family!

But I digress. One thing about these ads is, anyhoo-

Those cheffing the disasters trip my skepto-meter, too.

Not just kitchenware, but actors fair also catch my eye.

I refrain from blinking. Charm is all I see.

I wonder what variety of scam is trolling by.

The pans work for gorgeous people, but would they work for me?