Children's

Catherine Jones

Hello, my name is Catherine Jones. I live in a catholic childrens home in the center of London. It's 1939 and Nevil Chamberlin is our prime minister...

The Wizard of Winter

There once was a Wizard, some called him Father Frost and some Jack Frost, who lived in a castle of glittering ice at the South Pole. Hundreds of...

Merry Christmas; ho-ho-ho (Christmas song for young children)

1st Verse: Merry Christmas; ho-ho-ho; all around is snow; snow; snow; Christmas tree lights glow; glow; glow on this Merry Christmas, Ho-ho-ho! 2nd...

The knock-kneed centipede (Potentially endless Children's nonsense poem inspired by The 12 days of Christmas song)

The knock-kneed Centipede sat upon a rock. The buck-toothed, knock-kneed centipede sat upon a rock. The big-eared, buck-toothed, knock-kneed...

Super Santa Clause (Glam Rock Christmas song)

1st Verse: Who flies through the snow of white? It’s Super Santa Clause. Round the world at the speed of light? It’s Super Santa Clause. 2nd Verse:...

The Tale of the Jester and the Laughing Bird

Have you ever listened to the birds in your garden; the chuckling chaffinch or the Great Tit that chimes like a bell; the Dunnock whose song is like...

Little Bonsai Tree (Nursery Rhyme) Plus: Description of happiness

Little Bonsai Tree (Nursery Rhyme) “Dainty, little bonsai tree, may I shelter under thee?”, asked little frog San, as by, he hopped. “Yes you may”,...

Penguins and Puffins

Penguins and Puffins are nothing alike; Penguins drive motorcars; Puffins ride bikes. Puffins love juggling; Penguins like art. See it’s perfectly...

Dotty's Jewelled Botty

Dotty’s Jewelled Botty. Florence had a chicken, She loved her very much. She had her since a tiny egg She picked her from the clutch. The other hens...

Santa and the Purple Scurf

It was on a snowy Christmas Eve, long ago, that Santa and his Elves at the North Pole received a very peculiar letter from one of the billions of...