Paul's Prayer to a Bear

Paul's Prayer to a Bear

Jean's got the sneezles and weazles,
They sent for a doctor!
Then they decided to decorate a wall
So they telephoned a draper.
The draper was an elephant,
Jumbo came with lots of wall paper.
Some was plain, some red and white,
Some was decorated with flowers,
Some repeated, some had towers,
Said me to he, "I think he is dead".
We rushed me and my downstairs and said
Help!!!
Only to see a bunch of hungry bears.
They all said at once "Let's eat them up!"
So they popped me and my inside
And drank from a cup.

Paul Amayus Wrighton (when young enough)