Vera's Intae Sports Tae

"Aw aye, Ah'm really intae sports, ken? I love swimmin', cyclin' an'
snooker. An' Ah jist love ma fitba'. Canny get enough o' it,
ken?"

But you're on the dole. Where do you find the money to pursue these
hobbies?

"Pusrue? Eh?"

Pursue. You know; it must be expensive to pursue them, must it
not?

"Aw, PurSUE! Naw. Oan the telly, like, ken? Aye, Ah pursue thum oan
the telly. Vera, she's the wife. She likes tae pursue the soaps an'
that, so we've goat anither telly,ken?"