I raised my gun

I love my cat
but you hurt it

I used to love you
thought you were cute

I like the way you moved
So feline, graceful and fun

I used to stroke you
But you or one of the others did harm

Harm unto my baby
You bit my cats tail for fuck's sake

So one day I bought a gun
I saw you

I picked up my loaded gun and rushed out at you
you paniced and gained the high ground

You had the fucking cheek to smile at me
With your double eyed wink

I aimed
I fired

The jet of water reached you I think
listen mate I'm really sorry if it wasn't you