JUGGLE WITH PROVERBS

Too many hooks spoil the goth; we don't want our pierced goths to be like a sieve now, do we?

A grapple a day keeps the doctor away; if you don't require medical treatment, there's nothing like a good ol' wrestle to keep the Doc from ramming pills down your neck.

Every clout has a silver shining; that's if the clout was made by a hammer, knife or metal bar.

A polling bone gathers no loss; it has nothing to lose, because it already has. That's why it's a bone.

Two thongs don't make a flight; please don't use them as parachutes.

Where there's a thrill there's a lay; unless you're seeking a clean type of thrill.

Don't put all your legs in one casket; unless you're a spider seeking a new hideout.

Absence makes the chart grow blonder; spend time away from shielding your yellow sun-lit chart, and return to find its lighter hue.

Around 2005